1 00:00:03,128 --> 00:00:08,173 [theme music] 2 00:01:59,703 --> 00:02:01,203 Hey, mister? 3 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:02,487 Me? 4 00:02:02,564 --> 00:02:03,405 Yeah, you. 5 00:02:03,481 --> 00:02:04,322 Come here. 6 00:02:04,399 --> 00:02:05,240 Look at this. 7 00:02:05,317 --> 00:02:06,716 Look at this. 8 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:09,327 Two carat diamond solitaire, flawless. 9 00:02:09,404 --> 00:02:11,163 You take this home to your wife, she'll think you're Rambo. 10 00:02:11,239 --> 00:02:13,206 It's yours for $1,000. 11 00:02:13,217 --> 00:02:15,458 I'm not really in the market for diamonds. 12 00:02:15,469 --> 00:02:16,960 We're not talking diamonds here. 13 00:02:17,037 --> 00:02:18,295 We're talking investment. 14 00:02:18,371 --> 00:02:19,504 Look at this. 15 00:02:19,581 --> 00:02:21,464 Two carats, it's worth $5,000, $6,000. 16 00:02:21,541 --> 00:02:23,383 For you, $800. 17 00:02:23,460 --> 00:02:25,051 Naw, I don't think so. 18 00:02:25,128 --> 00:02:26,186 One of a kind. 19 00:02:26,263 --> 00:02:27,137 Custom designed. 20 00:02:27,214 --> 00:02:28,088 Look at the quality. 21 00:02:28,164 --> 00:02:30,056 Look at the setting. 22 00:02:30,133 --> 00:02:33,310 Look, $500, I thrown in the chain. 23 00:02:33,386 --> 00:02:34,519 14 karat gold. 24 00:02:34,596 --> 00:02:36,646 Look at the clasp. 25 00:02:36,723 --> 00:02:38,398 Hey, thanks, but no thanks, OK? 26 00:02:38,475 --> 00:02:39,399 Why? 27 00:02:39,476 --> 00:02:42,569 Because you think it's hot? 28 00:02:42,646 --> 00:02:46,865 Come on, if it's really worth $6,000, 29 00:02:46,942 --> 00:02:50,452 and you're trying to sell it for $500, of course, it's hot. 30 00:02:50,528 --> 00:02:51,953 All right, not so loud. 31 00:02:52,030 --> 00:02:54,039 All right, I can't fool you, man. 32 00:02:54,115 --> 00:02:55,081 It's hot. 33 00:02:55,092 --> 00:02:58,585 $100. 34 00:02:58,662 --> 00:02:59,628 $100? 35 00:02:59,704 --> 00:03:02,589 $100. 36 00:03:02,666 --> 00:03:04,057 Let me see it again. 37 00:03:08,805 --> 00:03:10,597 Not so obvious, man. 38 00:03:10,608 --> 00:03:11,690 There are people around. 39 00:03:15,270 --> 00:03:16,144 $50? 40 00:03:16,221 --> 00:03:16,995 $50? 41 00:03:16,906 --> 00:03:18,246 What, are you nuts? 42 00:03:18,157 --> 00:03:19,907 The clasp alone is worth more than that. 43 00:03:22,519 --> 00:03:24,945 Take it or leave it. 44 00:03:25,021 --> 00:03:26,446 All right. All right. 45 00:03:26,523 --> 00:03:27,748 You leave me no choice. 46 00:03:33,655 --> 00:03:35,255 Can't cheat an honest man. 47 00:03:49,921 --> 00:03:53,306 Got any idea what the assignment is yet, Kimosabe? 48 00:03:53,383 --> 00:03:54,391 No, not yet. 49 00:03:54,467 --> 00:03:55,850 Just that it's around here somewhere. 50 00:03:55,927 --> 00:03:58,186 And you're listening to 1620 on your AM dial, 51 00:03:58,263 --> 00:04:00,489 switching you live to the news scene in the 1900 52 00:04:00,565 --> 00:04:01,815 block of Eastwood Boulevard, where 53 00:04:01,891 --> 00:04:03,692 Rich Richards is standing by. 54 00:04:03,768 --> 00:04:06,486 Chuck, I'm standing opposite the Eastwood Arms Apartment 55 00:04:06,563 --> 00:04:09,155 where a major fire is now in progress that threatens 56 00:04:09,232 --> 00:04:11,658 to envelop an entire neighborhood of apartment 57 00:04:11,669 --> 00:04:13,451 buildings and resident hotels. 58 00:04:13,528 --> 00:04:14,895 Sounds like a bad one. 59 00:04:14,971 --> 00:04:16,413 Police are in the process of closing off the area 60 00:04:16,489 --> 00:04:20,968 and the fire has already jumped to two adjoining buildings. 61 00:04:21,044 --> 00:04:23,178 Mark, turn around. 62 00:04:23,255 --> 00:04:24,421 What's up? 63 00:04:24,497 --> 00:04:25,931 I just got our assignment. 64 00:04:43,701 --> 00:04:46,192 When are these clowns going to show? 65 00:04:46,269 --> 00:04:49,487 I don't like sitting around with a million bucks, you know? 66 00:04:49,564 --> 00:04:51,197 He'll be here. 67 00:04:51,274 --> 00:04:54,534 Mr. Doyle says these guys got some primo stuff. 68 00:04:54,611 --> 00:04:57,704 Be worth 50 times what's in that briefcase on the street. 69 00:04:57,781 --> 00:05:00,874 Yeah, well, I just wish they'd show. 70 00:05:00,950 --> 00:05:04,127 I don't like sitting around like this waiting, 71 00:05:04,204 --> 00:05:07,806 not with this much money. 72 00:05:07,883 --> 00:05:09,883 Open up, it's the police. 73 00:05:09,959 --> 00:05:11,443 Yeah, what is it, Officer? 74 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:13,044 We have instructions to tell everyone in this building 75 00:05:13,122 --> 00:05:14,554 that you may have to evacuate tonight. 76 00:05:14,631 --> 00:05:15,497 Evacuate? 77 00:05:15,574 --> 00:05:17,048 What's going on here? 78 00:05:17,125 --> 00:05:18,683 Fire out of control over on Eastwood Boulevard. 79 00:05:18,760 --> 00:05:20,218 That's two blocks away. 80 00:05:20,295 --> 00:05:22,062 Yeah, but if that fire jumps, those two blocks 81 00:05:22,138 --> 00:05:23,271 are going to go very quickly. 82 00:05:23,348 --> 00:05:25,065 Now you should gather up whatever 83 00:05:25,141 --> 00:05:26,365 it is you want to take just to be on the safe side, 84 00:05:26,443 --> 00:05:27,734 because if you have to evacuate, you're 85 00:05:27,811 --> 00:05:28,693 going to have to move fast. 86 00:05:28,770 --> 00:05:29,569 Yeah, right. 87 00:05:29,646 --> 00:05:31,821 Thank you, Officer. 88 00:05:31,898 --> 00:05:34,282 [knocking] 89 00:05:34,359 --> 00:05:35,208 It's about time. 90 00:05:40,490 --> 00:05:41,373 Open up, please? 91 00:05:41,449 --> 00:05:42,791 It's the police. 92 00:05:42,867 --> 00:05:43,800 It's the cops. 93 00:05:43,877 --> 00:05:44,851 Cops? 94 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:46,053 Let's get out of here. 95 00:06:20,572 --> 00:06:22,238 Mister, look at this. 96 00:06:22,049 --> 00:06:25,041 Take a look, a beautiful diamond solitaire, 2 carat diamond. 97 00:06:25,118 --> 00:06:27,001 Hey, hey, hey, I heard that story before. 98 00:06:27,078 --> 00:06:28,545 No, you ain't heard this one before. 99 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:29,462 Hey, come on. 100 00:06:29,539 --> 00:06:30,830 Let's get out of here. 101 00:06:30,908 --> 00:06:32,799 It'd look wonderful on your velour outfit, Madam. 102 00:06:32,876 --> 00:06:33,934 Thank you. 103 00:06:36,880 --> 00:06:38,513 Hey, you jerk, you knocked me down. 104 00:06:38,590 --> 00:06:41,266 Why don't you watch where you're going? 105 00:06:41,342 --> 00:06:41,975 My mistake. 106 00:06:42,051 --> 00:06:43,393 My mistake. 107 00:06:43,470 --> 00:06:47,230 Never mind about him, Bushy, grab the briefcase. 108 00:06:47,241 --> 00:06:48,156 Let's go. 109 00:06:52,353 --> 00:06:53,778 Nice guys. 110 00:06:53,855 --> 00:06:55,247 You might have broke all my diamonds. 111 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:02,620 Oh my God. 112 00:07:02,697 --> 00:07:04,122 I'm rich. 113 00:07:04,133 --> 00:07:06,124 I'm a millionaire. 114 00:07:06,201 --> 00:07:07,709 I'm a billionaire. 115 00:07:07,785 --> 00:07:09,151 Hey, you! 116 00:07:09,229 --> 00:07:11,179 I'm dead, but I'm going to die rich. 117 00:07:29,057 --> 00:07:30,356 Where did he go? 118 00:07:30,433 --> 00:07:31,599 You go down around the block. 119 00:07:31,677 --> 00:07:32,993 I'll go back the other way. 120 00:08:19,649 --> 00:08:20,490 Nothing? 121 00:08:20,567 --> 00:08:22,200 Nothing. 122 00:08:22,277 --> 00:08:23,585 We better find the dough or Mr. Doyle is going to kill us. 123 00:08:26,322 --> 00:08:27,413 Bless you, my son. 124 00:08:30,994 --> 00:08:32,052 Hey, you. 125 00:08:35,540 --> 00:08:36,431 You! 126 00:09:27,759 --> 00:09:30,560 Oh, I'm sorry we startled you. 127 00:09:30,637 --> 00:09:32,529 Well, you did. 128 00:09:34,932 --> 00:09:37,025 What's going on here, Father? 129 00:09:37,101 --> 00:09:38,376 What do you mean? 130 00:09:38,453 --> 00:09:41,487 Well, I mean, this place it was, it was deserted, 131 00:09:41,564 --> 00:09:42,697 all boarded up. 132 00:09:42,774 --> 00:09:45,825 They closed this church years ago. 133 00:09:45,902 --> 00:09:46,701 I know. 134 00:09:46,778 --> 00:09:49,829 It's sort of a grand opening. 135 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,624 Oh, you're opening the place tonight? 136 00:09:52,634 --> 00:09:54,208 That's right, Father. 137 00:09:54,285 --> 00:09:56,377 Father? 138 00:09:56,454 --> 00:09:59,297 Oh, Father. 139 00:09:59,374 --> 00:10:02,759 Well, you see, uh-- 140 00:10:02,835 --> 00:10:04,218 They're coming in through the side door. 141 00:10:04,295 --> 00:10:06,929 I got to hide. 142 00:10:07,006 --> 00:10:10,058 The confessional is a good place. 143 00:10:10,134 --> 00:10:10,984 Yeah. 144 00:10:14,156 --> 00:10:16,114 Mark, why don't you go open the front door? 145 00:10:16,191 --> 00:10:17,282 You got it. 146 00:10:24,240 --> 00:10:27,867 He's got to be around here someplace. 147 00:10:27,944 --> 00:10:29,619 Oh, hi. 148 00:10:29,696 --> 00:10:31,871 Nice night, huh? 149 00:10:31,948 --> 00:10:33,289 Yeah. 150 00:10:33,366 --> 00:10:34,640 Yeah. 151 00:10:34,717 --> 00:10:37,126 Well, we thought you was closed there, Father? 152 00:10:37,203 --> 00:10:39,128 Well, we're open now in case you'd like to come in 153 00:10:39,205 --> 00:10:40,838 and confess? 154 00:10:40,915 --> 00:10:45,176 Not without an attorney, if you know what I mean? 155 00:10:45,253 --> 00:10:46,552 Cute, my son. 156 00:10:46,629 --> 00:10:47,479 Cute. 157 00:10:52,051 --> 00:10:53,685 He's got to be in there. 158 00:10:53,761 --> 00:10:54,852 Let's go. 159 00:10:54,929 --> 00:10:56,646 But that's the church. 160 00:10:56,723 --> 00:10:59,315 Even if he's in there, you can't do anything in the church. 161 00:10:59,392 --> 00:11:01,317 For a million bucks, Bushy, I'd push the button 162 00:11:01,394 --> 00:11:03,028 on the guy in St. Peter's. 163 00:11:02,704 --> 00:11:07,615 Come on, Mick, that ain't right, not in a church. 164 00:11:07,692 --> 00:11:08,783 Let's hang out here. 165 00:11:08,860 --> 00:11:10,827 He's bound to come out, and we nail him. 166 00:11:10,903 --> 00:11:12,829 All right. 167 00:11:12,905 --> 00:11:15,832 We'll wait. 168 00:11:15,908 --> 00:11:18,042 But not forever. 169 00:11:18,119 --> 00:11:22,338 Go around back, see if he tries to slips out. 170 00:11:22,415 --> 00:11:23,264 OK. 171 00:11:28,713 --> 00:11:30,263 Hi. 172 00:11:30,339 --> 00:11:32,473 Oh, Father, hi. 173 00:11:32,550 --> 00:11:33,691 How are you doing? 174 00:11:33,769 --> 00:11:34,892 Not so good, you know? 175 00:11:34,969 --> 00:11:36,644 You want to talk about it? 176 00:11:36,721 --> 00:11:38,137 Could we? 177 00:11:38,214 --> 00:11:39,856 Sure, that's what this is all here for. 178 00:11:39,932 --> 00:11:42,742 Oh, yeah, right. 179 00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:45,403 Listen, Father, anything I say to you in here 180 00:11:45,480 --> 00:11:46,812 don't go no further, right? 181 00:11:46,889 --> 00:11:47,989 I mean, you've got to keep it a secret. 182 00:11:48,065 --> 00:11:49,782 Ain't that the way it works? 183 00:11:49,859 --> 00:11:51,033 Don't you know, Father? 184 00:11:51,110 --> 00:11:53,661 Oh, yeah, well, see that's part 185 00:11:53,738 --> 00:11:55,621 of what I want to tell you. 186 00:11:55,698 --> 00:11:58,207 I'm not-- I'm not really a priest. 187 00:11:58,284 --> 00:11:59,508 Me neither. 188 00:11:59,586 --> 00:12:01,511 Yeah, and I found this briefcase-- 189 00:12:01,588 --> 00:12:02,920 Yeah, with a million bucks in it. 190 00:12:02,997 --> 00:12:04,464 Well, I didn't have time to count it. 191 00:12:04,540 --> 00:12:06,340 A million bucks? 192 00:12:06,417 --> 00:12:08,009 How do you know? 193 00:12:08,085 --> 00:12:09,302 Like I said, I'm not a priest. 194 00:12:09,378 --> 00:12:10,678 - You're not? - No. 195 00:12:10,689 --> 00:12:11,804 What are you? 196 00:12:11,881 --> 00:12:14,724 I'm an angel. 197 00:12:14,801 --> 00:12:16,642 You're an angel? 198 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,352 Yeah, well, Father, I think you've 199 00:12:18,429 --> 00:12:20,605 been hanging around the pews a little too long. 200 00:12:20,681 --> 00:12:22,899 Hi. 201 00:12:22,975 --> 00:12:24,442 How'd you do that? 202 00:12:24,519 --> 00:12:25,651 I told you, I'm an angel. 203 00:12:25,728 --> 00:12:26,752 Right. 204 00:12:26,829 --> 00:12:27,746 I got to get out of here. 205 00:12:27,822 --> 00:12:29,739 I wouldn't do that. 206 00:12:29,816 --> 00:12:31,240 You really don't want to talk to Bushy and Mick 207 00:12:31,317 --> 00:12:33,868 about that money just now, do you? 208 00:12:33,945 --> 00:12:35,995 Who's Bushy and Mick? 209 00:12:36,072 --> 00:12:39,081 The two very large people waiting for you outside. 210 00:12:39,158 --> 00:12:40,800 The ones you took the briefcase from after they 211 00:12:40,877 --> 00:12:43,711 knocked you down. 212 00:12:43,788 --> 00:12:45,546 Oh my God. 213 00:12:45,623 --> 00:12:47,048 I wish you wouldn't do that. 214 00:12:47,124 --> 00:12:48,800 He doesn't like His name used in vain. 215 00:12:48,810 --> 00:12:50,176 Who doesn't? 216 00:12:50,253 --> 00:12:51,536 He doesn't. 217 00:12:51,613 --> 00:12:53,930 Oh, yeah, right, Him. 218 00:12:54,006 --> 00:12:57,350 Charlie, this is one of those crossroads in life. 219 00:12:57,426 --> 00:12:59,510 You've got a lot of decisions to make tonight. 220 00:12:59,588 --> 00:13:02,822 Yeah, well, do you think maybe I could kind of hang out here 221 00:13:02,899 --> 00:13:04,899 until those two large fellas kind of split, 222 00:13:04,976 --> 00:13:06,359 then I'll get out of your hair? 223 00:13:06,435 --> 00:13:08,569 If that's what you decide to do, it's your decision. 224 00:13:08,646 --> 00:13:09,695 Right. 225 00:13:09,772 --> 00:13:11,739 Bless me, Father. 226 00:13:11,816 --> 00:13:16,035 Father, are you all right? 227 00:13:16,112 --> 00:13:17,370 Father? 228 00:13:17,446 --> 00:13:18,538 Are you OK? 229 00:13:18,614 --> 00:13:20,915 Well, what do you want? 230 00:13:20,992 --> 00:13:22,500 I can't hear you, Father. 231 00:13:22,577 --> 00:13:23,668 Keep your voice down, will you? 232 00:13:23,744 --> 00:13:25,595 Oh, sorry. 233 00:13:25,672 --> 00:13:27,922 Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. 234 00:13:27,999 --> 00:13:29,549 You've sinned? 235 00:13:29,625 --> 00:13:33,845 Well, nobody's perfect, so don't worry about it, OK? 236 00:13:33,921 --> 00:13:35,163 Father? 237 00:13:35,239 --> 00:13:37,431 I don't understand what's going on here. 238 00:13:37,508 --> 00:13:39,042 It's a long story. 239 00:13:39,118 --> 00:13:41,060 Look, it's been nice talking to you, but I got to split, 240 00:13:41,137 --> 00:13:42,904 so I'll see you around, OK? 241 00:13:45,641 --> 00:13:47,158 [sirens] 242 00:13:47,643 --> 00:13:48,493 Ah. 243 00:14:02,959 --> 00:14:06,511 On second thought, tell me about your sins. 244 00:14:30,186 --> 00:14:31,027 Jonathan? 245 00:14:31,103 --> 00:14:32,153 Yeah. 246 00:14:32,229 --> 00:14:34,113 Guy's still hanging around out there. 247 00:14:34,190 --> 00:14:35,781 Seems like he's looking for something. 248 00:14:35,858 --> 00:14:37,325 Well, he's not looking for religion. 249 00:14:37,401 --> 00:14:38,525 You know what I mean? 250 00:14:38,603 --> 00:14:40,019 That guy is with the bent nose crowd. 251 00:14:40,096 --> 00:14:42,788 But you may not be able to recognize him, but-- 252 00:14:42,865 --> 00:14:44,790 Actually, I think he's looking for a priest or someone 253 00:14:44,867 --> 00:14:45,750 dressed like a priest. 254 00:14:45,826 --> 00:14:46,626 He is? 255 00:14:46,702 --> 00:14:48,135 What for? 256 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:49,111 I think he wants to kill him. 257 00:14:52,291 --> 00:14:54,008 Maybe we better take these things off. 258 00:14:54,085 --> 00:14:55,977 Don't you think it's a little sacrilegious? 259 00:14:59,015 --> 00:15:04,310 So how long has it been since you've been to confession? 260 00:15:04,321 --> 00:15:05,436 20 hours. 261 00:15:05,513 --> 00:15:06,729 20 hours? 262 00:15:06,806 --> 00:15:09,649 And I thought I had an exciting day. 263 00:15:09,725 --> 00:15:11,317 Maybe I ought to get the other priest? 264 00:15:11,394 --> 00:15:13,277 Oh, no, no, no, don't get the other priest. 265 00:15:13,354 --> 00:15:15,655 I'm all yours. 266 00:15:15,731 --> 00:15:19,825 So my child, tell me about you sins. 267 00:15:19,902 --> 00:15:22,353 Well, let's see. 268 00:15:26,117 --> 00:15:29,210 I had angry thoughts about one of my customers. 269 00:15:29,286 --> 00:15:30,503 Customers, huh? 270 00:15:30,579 --> 00:15:32,546 On table seven. 271 00:15:32,623 --> 00:15:34,173 I'm a waitress. 272 00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:35,341 Oh. 273 00:15:35,418 --> 00:15:36,384 There were these men. 274 00:15:36,460 --> 00:15:38,135 They were so rude. 275 00:15:38,212 --> 00:15:39,804 I asked them what they wanted, they said they 276 00:15:39,880 --> 00:15:41,097 couldn't make up their minds. 277 00:15:41,173 --> 00:15:42,631 So I said, I'll come back when they decided. 278 00:15:42,709 --> 00:15:45,685 They said they wanted soup, so I brought them soap. 279 00:15:45,761 --> 00:15:47,436 They said, I don't want the chowder. 280 00:15:47,513 --> 00:15:48,730 I want the minestrone. 281 00:15:48,806 --> 00:15:49,855 So I bring the minestrone. 282 00:15:49,932 --> 00:15:50,990 They said, they changed their mind. 283 00:15:51,067 --> 00:15:52,124 They want the special. 284 00:15:52,035 --> 00:15:53,526 Well, I know what you mean. 285 00:15:53,603 --> 00:15:55,486 I deal with those kind of mooks all the time. 286 00:15:55,563 --> 00:15:57,029 You do? 287 00:15:57,106 --> 00:15:58,739 Yeah, well, I work with the public, don't I? 288 00:15:58,816 --> 00:16:00,533 But I got angry with them. 289 00:16:00,609 --> 00:16:02,201 Well, you had a right to. 290 00:16:02,278 --> 00:16:03,636 I did? 291 00:16:03,713 --> 00:16:05,004 Yeah, you seem like a nice person there, 292 00:16:05,081 --> 00:16:08,541 and these guys are just jerking you around given you grief. 293 00:16:08,617 --> 00:16:09,458 Oh. 294 00:16:09,535 --> 00:16:11,043 What else? 295 00:16:11,054 --> 00:16:12,545 What do you mean, what else? 296 00:16:12,621 --> 00:16:14,380 Well, I mean, what other sins? 297 00:16:14,457 --> 00:16:15,840 Oh. 298 00:16:15,917 --> 00:16:17,024 That wouldn't even get you a Hail Mary. 299 00:16:17,101 --> 00:16:19,635 I mean, that wouldn't he get you a Hail. 300 00:16:19,712 --> 00:16:20,594 Oh. 301 00:16:20,671 --> 00:16:21,954 So what else you got? 302 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:28,477 Well, wait a minute, let's say. 303 00:16:28,554 --> 00:16:29,437 Hold on, I'm thinking. 304 00:16:32,850 --> 00:16:34,492 You still thinking? 305 00:16:34,569 --> 00:16:35,484 Yeah. 306 00:16:38,981 --> 00:16:41,907 Truth is. 307 00:16:41,984 --> 00:16:44,910 I don't have anything else to confess. 308 00:16:44,987 --> 00:16:46,078 Well, that's OK. 309 00:16:46,155 --> 00:16:47,547 Sometimes you get a slow day. 310 00:16:52,870 --> 00:16:56,547 I just came here to talk. 311 00:16:56,624 --> 00:16:58,349 I don't have anyone to talk to. 312 00:17:17,111 --> 00:17:19,028 Oh boy, am I glad to see you. 313 00:17:19,105 --> 00:17:20,946 Not half as glad as I am to see you. 314 00:17:21,023 --> 00:17:22,948 I thought this church was closed. 315 00:17:23,025 --> 00:17:25,284 We felt there was a need for it in the community. 316 00:17:25,361 --> 00:17:26,827 You don't know the half of it. 317 00:17:26,904 --> 00:17:28,271 You know that fire over on Eastwood Boulevard 318 00:17:28,347 --> 00:17:30,289 is going like crazy, thousands of people 319 00:17:30,366 --> 00:17:31,965 are going to be without a place to sleep tonight 320 00:17:32,043 --> 00:17:35,503 and every shelter in town is full, churches, gyms, schools, 321 00:17:35,579 --> 00:17:36,554 you name it. 322 00:17:36,631 --> 00:17:37,904 What can we do? 323 00:17:37,982 --> 00:17:39,115 You can take some of the men. 324 00:17:39,192 --> 00:17:40,925 They'll need a place to sleep, something to eat, 325 00:17:41,001 --> 00:17:43,594 and people who are just willing to listen. 326 00:17:43,671 --> 00:17:44,896 - We'll be glad to help. - Good. 327 00:17:44,972 --> 00:17:46,481 We'll bus them over as soon as we're ready. 328 00:18:03,232 --> 00:18:06,283 Sometimes, I go to the church on 43rd Street, 329 00:18:06,360 --> 00:18:08,402 and then I go to the one over on Overton. 330 00:18:08,479 --> 00:18:11,622 Oh, and there's a real pretty little one on 14th and Grand. 331 00:18:11,699 --> 00:18:12,998 I like to go there. 332 00:18:13,075 --> 00:18:15,376 You get around, don't you? 333 00:18:15,452 --> 00:18:18,087 Oh, well, it's just so embarrassing 334 00:18:18,164 --> 00:18:20,214 to go to the same church. 335 00:18:20,291 --> 00:18:24,218 I mean, I think I bore the priests. 336 00:18:24,295 --> 00:18:27,346 Last night, the Father fell asleep on me. 337 00:18:27,423 --> 00:18:29,181 I could hear him snoring. 338 00:18:29,258 --> 00:18:32,351 It was just so embarrassing. 339 00:18:32,428 --> 00:18:35,229 Could I ask a stupid question? 340 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:37,731 I mean, why don't you go to a social or something? 341 00:18:37,742 --> 00:18:40,535 I mean, if you're lonely, why don't you meet somebody? 342 00:18:40,611 --> 00:18:52,872 Oh, well, it's just, uh, I get so embarrassed, tongue-tied. 343 00:18:52,948 --> 00:18:54,790 I'm not a very interesting person. 344 00:18:54,867 --> 00:18:56,667 I'm very shy. 345 00:18:56,744 --> 00:18:59,587 Yeah, well, I think you're interesting. 346 00:18:59,663 --> 00:19:01,154 You do? 347 00:19:01,232 --> 00:19:02,965 Yeah, I never met a compulsive confessor before. 348 00:19:03,042 --> 00:19:04,925 Wait, wait, wait, wait, I take that back. 349 00:19:05,002 --> 00:19:07,011 There was this one kid in reform school. 350 00:19:07,087 --> 00:19:08,420 He'd confess to anything. 351 00:19:08,497 --> 00:19:10,306 You were a chaplain in reform school? 352 00:19:10,382 --> 00:19:12,933 Well, I was kind of a guest. 353 00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:15,144 Oh. 354 00:19:15,221 --> 00:19:17,313 If you don't mind me saying so, I mean, 355 00:19:17,389 --> 00:19:19,940 you ain't so different from everybody else. 356 00:19:20,017 --> 00:19:22,860 I mean, everybody gets lonely, but you 357 00:19:22,937 --> 00:19:24,278 got to do something about it. 358 00:19:24,355 --> 00:19:26,071 I mean, you got to want something 359 00:19:26,148 --> 00:19:28,032 more than to just sit on your side of the screen 360 00:19:28,108 --> 00:19:29,458 putting priests to sleep. 361 00:19:29,535 --> 00:19:30,409 I do. 362 00:19:30,486 --> 00:19:31,327 I want-- 363 00:19:31,403 --> 00:19:33,579 What? 364 00:19:33,656 --> 00:19:38,959 I want to love someone. 365 00:19:39,036 --> 00:19:40,936 Share my life with someone. 366 00:19:42,957 --> 00:19:50,471 Have kids, a home, bake things, have the holidays together. 367 00:19:50,547 --> 00:19:58,395 Nothing very exciting maybe, but just warm. 368 00:19:58,472 --> 00:20:05,945 I want to be Missus somebody and have kids. 369 00:20:06,021 --> 00:20:11,116 Father, I know I could make some lucky man the best wife 370 00:20:11,193 --> 00:20:13,327 in the world, and you know why? 371 00:20:13,338 --> 00:20:16,497 Because I'm ready to give. 372 00:20:16,573 --> 00:20:22,836 I know I'm no beauty queen, but I'm a nice person, 373 00:20:22,913 --> 00:20:28,342 and there must be some man out there who's lonely too. 374 00:20:28,419 --> 00:20:31,345 Who, you know, has the same needs and is ready to give too, 375 00:20:31,356 --> 00:20:33,514 wants the same things that I want, too. 376 00:20:33,590 --> 00:20:35,900 Don't you think? 377 00:20:35,977 --> 00:20:37,618 Oh, yes, there's a lot of people 378 00:20:37,362 --> 00:20:40,354 out there leading pretty empty lives. 379 00:20:40,431 --> 00:20:41,530 Believe me, I know. 380 00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,485 It's too bad they can't meet like this, you know, 381 00:20:46,562 --> 00:20:48,487 with a screen between them. 382 00:20:48,564 --> 00:20:49,947 Yeah. 383 00:20:50,024 --> 00:20:51,907 Then they could just sort of, you know, 384 00:20:51,918 --> 00:20:55,828 show what's in their hearts without having to put on airs. 385 00:20:55,904 --> 00:20:59,873 You know, get to know what's really inside a person. 386 00:20:59,950 --> 00:21:05,212 Well, what's inside you is pretty nice, Miss. 387 00:21:05,289 --> 00:21:06,389 Pretty damn nice. 388 00:21:09,043 --> 00:21:09,892 Thank you. 389 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:16,765 I never confessed all that to a priest before. 390 00:21:16,842 --> 00:21:19,852 You know, it really wasn't like confessing. 391 00:21:19,928 --> 00:21:21,545 It was sort of like talking. 392 00:21:21,622 --> 00:21:24,023 Yeah, well, I never had no broad talk to me 393 00:21:24,099 --> 00:21:25,532 like this neither. 394 00:21:25,610 --> 00:21:26,900 I mean, most of the time, it's, honey, 395 00:21:26,977 --> 00:21:28,828 can you buy me a drink, you know what I mean? 396 00:21:31,440 --> 00:21:32,290 Not really. 397 00:21:34,711 --> 00:21:37,536 That doesn't matter. 398 00:21:37,613 --> 00:21:41,424 Well, if you do find somebody, he's going to be 399 00:21:41,500 --> 00:21:44,802 a lucky man, a very lucky man. 400 00:21:47,498 --> 00:21:48,389 Goodbye, Father. 401 00:21:51,293 --> 00:21:52,101 Thank you. 402 00:21:59,426 --> 00:22:00,401 Don't mention it. 403 00:22:04,807 --> 00:22:06,315 Miss? 404 00:22:06,392 --> 00:22:08,067 Yes, Father? 405 00:22:08,143 --> 00:22:09,535 I wonder if you could help us. 406 00:22:09,612 --> 00:22:11,987 We've got a real situation on our hands here tonight. 407 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:13,197 There'll be a lot of people coming 408 00:22:13,273 --> 00:22:14,681 in here looking for shelter. 409 00:22:14,759 --> 00:22:16,158 They've been burned out of their homes. 410 00:22:16,235 --> 00:22:17,743 I just wonder if you could help us? 411 00:22:17,820 --> 00:22:18,760 Doing what? 412 00:22:18,837 --> 00:22:20,120 Anything. 413 00:22:20,197 --> 00:22:21,830 Preparing food or talking to them, just helping them 414 00:22:21,907 --> 00:22:22,757 get through the night. 415 00:22:22,833 --> 00:22:24,249 Oh, I don't know. 416 00:22:24,326 --> 00:22:27,461 I'd like to, but I'm not very good with people. 417 00:22:27,472 --> 00:22:29,046 I'm kind of shy. 418 00:22:29,123 --> 00:22:32,016 Please, they really need you. 419 00:22:32,093 --> 00:22:34,134 I do have the day off tomorrow. 420 00:22:34,211 --> 00:22:35,310 Of course, I'll help. 421 00:22:35,388 --> 00:22:36,428 I'll just go home and change. 422 00:22:36,505 --> 00:22:37,337 I'll be right back. 423 00:22:37,148 --> 00:22:38,272 Thank you very much. 424 00:22:53,522 --> 00:22:55,781 These sirens are giving me the willies. 425 00:22:55,858 --> 00:22:58,951 Same here. 426 00:22:59,027 --> 00:23:01,170 Church or no church, were taking him. 427 00:23:06,285 --> 00:23:09,920 Jonathan, listen, I was thinking-- 428 00:23:09,997 --> 00:23:10,846 uh-oh. 429 00:23:17,254 --> 00:23:18,270 Relax. 430 00:23:20,674 --> 00:23:21,898 Excuse me, Father. 431 00:23:21,976 --> 00:23:23,016 I'm looking for a friend of mine. 432 00:23:23,093 --> 00:23:25,561 Came in here tonight. 433 00:23:25,637 --> 00:23:26,770 What do you want with him? 434 00:23:26,847 --> 00:23:28,689 I got business with him. 435 00:23:28,765 --> 00:23:30,599 Well, I'm afraid you'll have to do that somewhere else. 436 00:23:30,676 --> 00:23:33,569 This is a house of worship, not a place to do business. 437 00:23:33,645 --> 00:23:36,155 Padre, I'm trying to be nice. 438 00:23:36,231 --> 00:23:37,698 The guy stole something from me. 439 00:23:37,774 --> 00:23:39,616 I got to get it back. 440 00:23:39,693 --> 00:23:40,534 What was it? 441 00:23:40,611 --> 00:23:42,286 A briefcase. 442 00:23:42,362 --> 00:23:45,122 Just a briefcase, or was there something of value inside? 443 00:23:45,199 --> 00:23:47,749 I mean, we really should know in case we find it. 444 00:23:47,826 --> 00:23:50,043 It's just a briefcase. 445 00:23:50,120 --> 00:23:51,787 It's got a lot of sentimental value. 446 00:23:51,864 --> 00:23:55,716 I am a very sentimental guy about that briefcase. 447 00:23:55,792 --> 00:23:56,758 I can understand that. 448 00:23:56,835 --> 00:23:57,718 Why don't you go to the police? 449 00:23:57,794 --> 00:23:59,520 I don't need no cops. 450 00:23:59,597 --> 00:24:01,889 I can handle this myself. 451 00:24:01,965 --> 00:24:05,726 Now, I'm going to ask you nice one more time. 452 00:24:05,802 --> 00:24:07,144 Where is he? 453 00:24:07,221 --> 00:24:09,563 Father? 454 00:24:09,640 --> 00:24:10,865 Could you give me a hand? 455 00:24:10,941 --> 00:24:13,025 I've got a truckload of blankets and food. 456 00:24:13,101 --> 00:24:15,119 Blankets and food, you betcha, right now. 457 00:24:17,606 --> 00:24:20,124 Maybe you should file a stolen report with that officer? 458 00:24:20,201 --> 00:24:22,168 Come on, let's get out of here. 459 00:24:26,790 --> 00:24:30,209 Hey, Mr. Angel, thanks for saving my neck. 460 00:24:30,285 --> 00:24:31,535 They're not gone, you know? 461 00:24:31,611 --> 00:24:33,712 They'll be waiting for you outside. 462 00:24:33,789 --> 00:24:35,547 What are you going to do, Charley? 463 00:24:35,624 --> 00:24:37,007 I don't know. 464 00:24:37,084 --> 00:24:39,218 Why don't you just give them the money back? 465 00:24:39,294 --> 00:24:40,802 I ripped these guys off. 466 00:24:40,879 --> 00:24:42,262 I go anywhere near them, I'm dead. 467 00:24:42,339 --> 00:24:43,764 Then give the money to the police. 468 00:24:43,840 --> 00:24:45,441 That officer will be back inside in a minute. 469 00:24:45,518 --> 00:24:46,684 You're going to tell him? 470 00:24:46,760 --> 00:24:47,726 No, I'm not going to tell him. 471 00:24:47,803 --> 00:24:49,228 It doesn't work that way. 472 00:24:49,304 --> 00:24:51,271 This is your decision to make, not mine. 473 00:24:51,348 --> 00:24:54,691 Oh, well, if it's my decision, I'm going to keep it. 474 00:24:54,768 --> 00:24:57,611 I just got to find a place to stash it till I can figure 475 00:24:57,622 --> 00:24:58,695 out how to get out of here. 476 00:24:58,772 --> 00:24:59,622 Excuse me. 477 00:25:04,069 --> 00:25:05,118 Charley, I don't understand you. 478 00:25:05,195 --> 00:25:06,653 Why do you want to keep it? 479 00:25:06,730 --> 00:25:08,080 Why, because it's a million bucks, that's why. 480 00:25:08,156 --> 00:25:09,373 Yeah, and for that kind of money, 481 00:25:09,449 --> 00:25:11,065 they're not going to stop looking for you. 482 00:25:11,143 --> 00:25:11,933 You're going to be running your whole life. 483 00:25:12,010 --> 00:25:12,751 Now, is it really worth it? 484 00:25:12,828 --> 00:25:14,178 You better believe it. 485 00:25:14,255 --> 00:25:15,921 That money means that much to you? 486 00:25:15,998 --> 00:25:18,257 This stuffs a life in this briefcase. 487 00:25:18,333 --> 00:25:20,133 If you got it, you're somebody. 488 00:25:20,210 --> 00:25:21,635 If you don't, you're nobody. 489 00:25:21,712 --> 00:25:22,919 Nothing. 490 00:25:22,997 --> 00:25:24,980 Just another chump scrambling for a buck. 491 00:25:25,057 --> 00:25:28,192 If you got it, everybody's your friend. 492 00:25:28,269 --> 00:25:30,936 If you've got it, what's in this briefcase, 493 00:25:31,013 --> 00:25:33,480 you ain't got a care in the world. 494 00:25:33,557 --> 00:25:37,401 Then why do you look so scared, Charley? 495 00:25:37,477 --> 00:25:39,403 Because I ain't figured out how to get out of here, 496 00:25:39,479 --> 00:25:40,329 that's why. 497 00:25:43,668 --> 00:25:45,826 Look, Charley, I got a busload of people coming 498 00:25:45,902 --> 00:25:47,160 in here tonight who have lost everything 499 00:25:47,237 --> 00:25:49,038 they had in this world. 500 00:25:49,114 --> 00:25:51,048 You want to stay in here, you're going to have to help them. 501 00:25:54,962 --> 00:25:57,888 Mr. Angel, you got yourself a deal. 502 00:26:10,093 --> 00:26:11,151 Oh, boy. 503 00:26:25,817 --> 00:26:27,826 Hi, Mr. Doyle. 504 00:26:27,903 --> 00:26:30,254 Where's my money, Bushy? 505 00:26:30,331 --> 00:26:32,497 Mr. Doyle, we had a little problem. 506 00:26:32,574 --> 00:26:35,375 I already heard about your problem. 507 00:26:35,452 --> 00:26:38,837 Johnny the Tooth said he showed up and you guys wasn't there. 508 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:40,547 Cops came in, Mr. Doyle. 509 00:26:40,624 --> 00:26:42,716 We had to split. 510 00:26:42,793 --> 00:26:45,552 Yeah, well, that can happen. 511 00:26:45,629 --> 00:26:47,654 But you know I give a couple of guys 512 00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:52,517 a million bucks to make a buy for me and they disappear. 513 00:26:52,594 --> 00:26:55,896 If I was of a suspicious nature, I might think 514 00:26:55,972 --> 00:26:57,564 they was trying to rip me off. 515 00:26:57,641 --> 00:27:01,234 Oh, no, Mr. Doyle, we'd never do nothing like that. 516 00:27:01,311 --> 00:27:03,195 Then where's my money? 517 00:27:03,271 --> 00:27:05,238 A couple of my guys spot the two of you sitting 518 00:27:05,315 --> 00:27:07,057 out here in front of a church. 519 00:27:07,134 --> 00:27:08,617 What are you going to do, make a donation? 520 00:27:08,694 --> 00:27:11,370 The money's in the church, Mr. Doyle. 521 00:27:11,446 --> 00:27:13,455 There's a guy dressed like a priest. 522 00:27:13,532 --> 00:27:14,665 He's got it. 523 00:27:14,741 --> 00:27:16,308 He ain't going nowhere. 524 00:27:16,384 --> 00:27:18,710 Well, if you know where it is and you know who's got it, 525 00:27:18,787 --> 00:27:20,003 why don't you get it? 526 00:27:20,080 --> 00:27:21,171 I tried. 527 00:27:21,248 --> 00:27:22,473 There was a cop in there. 528 00:27:24,751 --> 00:27:26,018 The cop's still in there? 529 00:27:26,095 --> 00:27:28,762 No, but there's a priest. 530 00:27:28,839 --> 00:27:30,806 A couple of them. 531 00:27:30,882 --> 00:27:33,183 Two guys, big deal? 532 00:27:33,260 --> 00:27:34,476 Let's go. 533 00:27:34,553 --> 00:27:36,687 But, Mr. Doyle, he's a priest. 534 00:27:36,763 --> 00:27:38,980 Hey, Mick, don't kid yourself. 535 00:27:39,057 --> 00:27:41,825 It's either them or you, you know what I mean? 536 00:27:55,073 --> 00:27:56,924 What the hell's going on here? 537 00:28:12,799 --> 00:28:14,349 Sandwiches and coffee are right down the front. 538 00:28:14,426 --> 00:28:17,736 Sandwiches, coffee, you'll find blankets and pillows. 539 00:28:17,813 --> 00:28:18,979 Just keep moving down the front. 540 00:28:19,055 --> 00:28:20,614 Sandwiches and coffee. 541 00:28:20,691 --> 00:28:21,773 It'll be all right. 542 00:28:21,850 --> 00:28:22,941 Sandwiches and coffee down front. 543 00:28:23,018 --> 00:28:24,827 You'll find blankets, pillows. 544 00:28:24,903 --> 00:28:26,620 Just keep moving down the front. 545 00:28:26,697 --> 00:28:28,363 Sandwiches and coffee. 546 00:28:28,374 --> 00:28:29,906 Why don't you try the tuna sandwich? 547 00:28:29,983 --> 00:28:31,158 They're the best. 548 00:28:31,234 --> 00:28:34,828 Actually, the egg salad isn't bad either. 549 00:28:34,905 --> 00:28:36,338 Sandwiches and coffee down front. 550 00:28:44,247 --> 00:28:45,088 Hey. 551 00:28:45,165 --> 00:28:46,590 Hi. 552 00:28:46,666 --> 00:28:49,092 Oh, we meet again, Father. 553 00:28:49,169 --> 00:28:51,094 Hey, what are you doing here? 554 00:28:51,171 --> 00:28:53,013 You didn't get burned out of your apartment? 555 00:28:53,089 --> 00:28:56,767 No, I came to help. 556 00:28:56,843 --> 00:28:58,935 You know, I never got your name. 557 00:28:59,012 --> 00:29:00,812 Oh, Wanda. 558 00:29:00,889 --> 00:29:03,231 Oh, I'm Charley. 559 00:29:03,308 --> 00:29:06,410 Oh, well, pleased to meet your Father Charley. 560 00:29:09,105 --> 00:29:10,622 Sandwiches and coffee down front. 561 00:29:19,616 --> 00:29:21,467 We've got coffee and sandwiches up there. 562 00:29:21,543 --> 00:29:22,793 No. 563 00:29:22,869 --> 00:29:24,511 No, I don't drink coffee at night. 564 00:29:24,221 --> 00:29:29,174 Etta says it keeps me up, but I don't know where she is. 565 00:29:29,251 --> 00:29:33,428 Father, my wife, where is my wife? 566 00:29:33,505 --> 00:29:34,971 Well, was she on the bus with you? 567 00:29:34,982 --> 00:29:37,557 No, she was in the apartment. 568 00:29:37,568 --> 00:29:38,767 I was at work. 569 00:29:38,844 --> 00:29:40,101 I'm a watchman. 570 00:29:40,178 --> 00:29:41,670 She was in the apartment. 571 00:29:41,747 --> 00:29:45,148 I tried to get in there but the whole place was on fire. 572 00:29:45,225 --> 00:29:46,817 They wouldn't let me in. 573 00:29:46,893 --> 00:29:48,151 The firemen. 574 00:29:48,228 --> 00:29:50,987 I couldn't get her out, Father. 575 00:29:51,064 --> 00:29:52,697 Listen, maybe the firemen got her out, 576 00:29:52,774 --> 00:29:54,223 or maybe she's at another shelter? 577 00:29:54,301 --> 00:29:56,952 No, I saw all the people they got out. 578 00:29:57,028 --> 00:29:58,578 I saw them all. 579 00:29:58,655 --> 00:30:00,280 She wasn't there. 580 00:30:00,356 --> 00:30:03,208 I asked them all, and they said they got everybody out, 581 00:30:03,285 --> 00:30:05,460 but she wasn't there. 582 00:30:05,537 --> 00:30:08,797 She must be still in there, Father. 583 00:30:08,874 --> 00:30:12,217 My Etta, the fire, the flames, and they 584 00:30:12,294 --> 00:30:14,436 couldn't get to her, Father. 585 00:30:19,259 --> 00:30:22,018 Mommy, I want to go home. 586 00:30:22,095 --> 00:30:23,103 Ray, take Beth. 587 00:30:23,179 --> 00:30:24,396 I've got the baby. 588 00:30:24,472 --> 00:30:26,273 I'm not exactly empty handed myself, OK? 589 00:30:26,283 --> 00:30:27,315 Well, I've got the baby. 590 00:30:27,392 --> 00:30:28,283 I want to go home. 591 00:30:28,360 --> 00:30:30,118 Kids, let's quiet down, OK? 592 00:30:30,195 --> 00:30:32,237 Will you just quiet down? 593 00:30:32,314 --> 00:30:34,948 Beth, be quiet. 594 00:30:35,025 --> 00:30:36,199 I want to go home. 595 00:30:36,276 --> 00:30:37,200 I'm sorry, honey. 596 00:30:37,277 --> 00:30:38,852 Beth, I'm sorry. 597 00:30:38,929 --> 00:30:44,457 I just-- Mommy and Daddy are upset, too, Beth. 598 00:30:44,534 --> 00:30:46,293 Mommy, I want to go home. 599 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,086 Well, we don't have a home anymore, 600 00:30:48,163 --> 00:30:50,046 do you understand that? 601 00:30:50,123 --> 00:30:50,973 We don't have anything. 602 00:30:54,586 --> 00:30:58,138 Excuse me, Maybe I can help. 603 00:30:58,214 --> 00:31:00,098 Come here, sweetheart. 604 00:31:00,175 --> 00:31:01,066 I don't want to. 605 00:31:01,143 --> 00:31:03,310 I want to go home. 606 00:31:03,320 --> 00:31:05,279 Oh, it's all right, darling. 607 00:31:05,355 --> 00:31:06,730 Come here. 608 00:31:06,806 --> 00:31:07,656 That's OK. 609 00:31:07,733 --> 00:31:10,817 It's going to be all right. 610 00:31:10,894 --> 00:31:13,820 I'm sure. 611 00:31:13,897 --> 00:31:15,572 It's OK, honey. 612 00:31:19,235 --> 00:31:20,502 Just lie back. 613 00:31:39,798 --> 00:31:42,515 What are you thinking about Charley, your money? 614 00:31:42,592 --> 00:31:46,353 No, I wasn't thinking about my money. 615 00:31:46,363 --> 00:31:47,729 Then why don't you help? 616 00:31:47,806 --> 00:31:48,480 Help? 617 00:31:48,556 --> 00:31:50,649 How can I help? 618 00:31:50,725 --> 00:31:53,118 By giving a little for once in your life. 619 00:31:53,195 --> 00:31:54,861 I'm not talking about your precious money. 620 00:31:54,938 --> 00:31:56,363 There's a lot more in this life than what 621 00:31:56,373 --> 00:31:57,706 you found in that briefcase. 622 00:32:08,284 --> 00:32:10,210 Hey, there. 623 00:32:10,286 --> 00:32:12,012 What's going on here? 624 00:32:12,089 --> 00:32:13,429 Go away. 625 00:32:13,507 --> 00:32:16,299 Oh, honey, don't talk to the Father that way. 626 00:32:16,376 --> 00:32:19,052 He's not my father. 627 00:32:19,129 --> 00:32:20,720 She got you there. 628 00:32:20,797 --> 00:32:22,722 Hey, what's wrong, sweetheart? 629 00:32:22,799 --> 00:32:24,282 I lost me Dolly. 630 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:27,352 Oh, you had to leave your dolly in your apartment? 631 00:32:27,429 --> 00:32:29,145 Yeah. 632 00:32:29,156 --> 00:32:30,271 You want to see something? 633 00:32:30,348 --> 00:32:31,272 No. 634 00:32:31,349 --> 00:32:32,482 This is something special. 635 00:32:32,559 --> 00:32:34,484 This is something super special. 636 00:32:34,561 --> 00:32:35,627 What? 637 00:32:35,703 --> 00:32:37,162 Well, you got to stop crying. 638 00:32:37,239 --> 00:32:39,739 See, I got to have you complete attention, 639 00:32:39,816 --> 00:32:42,325 but you're going to like this, I promise you. 640 00:32:42,402 --> 00:32:44,244 What? 641 00:32:44,320 --> 00:32:45,929 I see a tear there. 642 00:32:46,006 --> 00:32:47,914 I don't want to see no tears when I show you this 643 00:32:47,991 --> 00:32:49,416 because this is something that's going 644 00:32:49,492 --> 00:32:51,251 to make you the luckiest little girl around. 645 00:32:51,327 --> 00:32:53,753 When the other little girls see you with this, 646 00:32:53,830 --> 00:32:55,213 they were gonna wish they was you. 647 00:32:55,290 --> 00:32:56,131 They will? 648 00:32:56,207 --> 00:32:57,490 Yeah. 649 00:32:57,568 --> 00:32:59,676 Do you ever play dress up? 650 00:32:59,753 --> 00:33:00,885 You ever get dressed up like you're 651 00:33:00,962 --> 00:33:03,054 a grown up beautiful lady? 652 00:33:03,131 --> 00:33:05,598 Sometimes. 653 00:33:05,675 --> 00:33:09,236 Well, take a look at this. 654 00:33:15,277 --> 00:33:16,359 What is it? 655 00:33:16,436 --> 00:33:17,743 What is it? 656 00:33:17,821 --> 00:33:20,155 This, my little darling, is a genuine two 657 00:33:20,231 --> 00:33:22,032 carat diamond solitaire. 658 00:33:22,108 --> 00:33:24,784 Flawless, custom design, one of a kind. 659 00:33:24,861 --> 00:33:26,461 The only one like it in the world. 660 00:33:26,538 --> 00:33:27,979 It is? 661 00:33:27,756 --> 00:33:29,873 You think a priest would lie to you? 662 00:33:29,949 --> 00:33:31,925 Look at the setting, look at the quality. 663 00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:33,460 See this chain? 664 00:33:33,536 --> 00:33:35,628 14 carat gold. 665 00:33:35,705 --> 00:33:37,230 You see the clasp? 666 00:33:37,307 --> 00:33:39,841 The clasp alone is worth $50, and you know what? 667 00:33:39,918 --> 00:33:41,342 What? 668 00:33:41,419 --> 00:33:43,636 Give me your hand. 669 00:33:43,713 --> 00:33:45,472 It's yours. 670 00:33:45,548 --> 00:33:47,140 It's your first grown up present, 671 00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:49,225 your first real diamond. 672 00:33:49,236 --> 00:33:51,236 It's mine for keeps? 673 00:33:51,313 --> 00:33:52,487 Yeah. 674 00:33:52,564 --> 00:33:54,322 It sure is, as long as you stop crying. 675 00:33:57,227 --> 00:34:00,820 Mommy, look, I got a diamond with carats and everything. 676 00:34:00,897 --> 00:34:04,240 Never met a broad yet who didn't light up for a sparkly. 677 00:34:04,317 --> 00:34:07,452 Any age, gets them every time. 678 00:34:07,529 --> 00:34:09,254 Well, I better get back to work. 679 00:34:15,411 --> 00:34:17,045 How do they feel, Charley? 680 00:34:17,122 --> 00:34:18,379 What do you mean? 681 00:34:18,456 --> 00:34:20,298 I mean, how do you feel? 682 00:34:20,375 --> 00:34:22,074 Oh, I don't know. 683 00:34:22,152 --> 00:34:25,512 Well, now, that you mention it, I feel weird. 684 00:34:25,588 --> 00:34:27,347 That good weird or bad weird? 685 00:34:27,423 --> 00:34:28,681 Weird weird. 686 00:34:28,758 --> 00:34:30,975 I mean, I don't feel bad, but it's not how 687 00:34:31,052 --> 00:34:32,936 I feel when I hustle somebody. 688 00:34:33,012 --> 00:34:35,655 I mean, I use the same words, but-- 689 00:34:35,732 --> 00:34:37,440 This time you feel good. 690 00:34:37,517 --> 00:34:38,650 Yeah. 691 00:34:38,726 --> 00:34:40,068 Yeah. 692 00:34:40,145 --> 00:34:40,819 Maybe I do. 693 00:34:40,895 --> 00:34:42,153 Maybe I do feel good. 694 00:34:42,230 --> 00:34:43,363 That's what's weird. 695 00:34:43,440 --> 00:34:45,865 I mean, I didn't get nothing. 696 00:34:45,876 --> 00:34:49,244 Oh, yes, you did, Charley, you got that feeling. 697 00:34:49,320 --> 00:34:52,413 You know, the funny thing is the more you give like that, 698 00:34:52,490 --> 00:34:54,332 the more you get that feeling. 699 00:34:54,409 --> 00:34:56,251 That don't make sense. 700 00:34:56,327 --> 00:34:59,045 Oh, yes, it does, Charley. 701 00:34:59,122 --> 00:35:00,004 Yes, it does. 702 00:35:02,125 --> 00:35:02,974 Father? 703 00:35:06,087 --> 00:35:08,304 I just want to tell you how beautiful it was 704 00:35:08,381 --> 00:35:09,806 what you gave that little girl. 705 00:35:09,883 --> 00:35:11,850 Oh, that, I mean, that was nothing. 706 00:35:11,926 --> 00:35:13,601 I mean, it wasn't no real diamond. 707 00:35:13,678 --> 00:35:16,729 It was just brass and glass. 708 00:35:16,806 --> 00:35:19,107 I wasn't talking about the pendant. 709 00:35:19,184 --> 00:35:21,660 You gave her hope and a beautiful memory. 710 00:35:24,230 --> 00:35:27,866 Sure, you gave her a part of yourself. 711 00:35:27,942 --> 00:35:29,951 That wasn't brass and glass. 712 00:35:30,028 --> 00:35:32,254 It looked like the real thing to me. 713 00:35:44,134 --> 00:35:45,058 There he is. 714 00:35:52,175 --> 00:35:53,516 OK, let's go. 715 00:35:53,593 --> 00:35:54,601 Good evening, Mr. Doyle. 716 00:35:54,611 --> 00:35:56,144 You're talking to me? 717 00:35:56,221 --> 00:35:57,988 Yeah, that is your name, isn't it? 718 00:35:58,064 --> 00:35:58,947 Grab him. 719 00:36:01,559 --> 00:36:02,775 OK, what's going on? 720 00:36:02,852 --> 00:36:04,077 How do you know my name? 721 00:36:04,154 --> 00:36:06,863 Oh, I know a lot about you, Mr. Doyle. 722 00:36:06,940 --> 00:36:09,782 I know you're one of the biggest drug dealers in the city. 723 00:36:09,859 --> 00:36:11,375 I know you came here tonight looking 724 00:36:11,453 --> 00:36:13,786 for a briefcase full of money trying to buy 725 00:36:13,863 --> 00:36:16,122 more drugs to sell to children. 726 00:36:16,199 --> 00:36:17,957 You're no priest, are you? 727 00:36:18,034 --> 00:36:20,093 No, I'm no priest. 728 00:36:20,170 --> 00:36:22,879 You're in with that other phony. 729 00:36:22,956 --> 00:36:25,798 No, I just met him tonight. 730 00:36:25,875 --> 00:36:28,551 My boss sent me on this assignment. 731 00:36:28,628 --> 00:36:30,428 Your boss, huh? 732 00:36:30,505 --> 00:36:32,639 Who was in, Jimmy the Ox? 733 00:36:32,649 --> 00:36:34,515 No, no, bigger than that. 734 00:36:34,592 --> 00:36:36,601 Harry the Hook? 735 00:36:36,678 --> 00:36:38,144 Bigger. 736 00:36:38,221 --> 00:36:42,482 Nobody's bigger than Harry the Hook, not in this town. 737 00:36:42,558 --> 00:36:44,192 God is. 738 00:36:44,269 --> 00:36:45,652 What? 739 00:36:45,728 --> 00:36:47,528 God is. 740 00:36:47,605 --> 00:36:50,531 My boss is God/ 741 00:36:50,608 --> 00:36:52,617 You hear this nut? 742 00:36:52,694 --> 00:36:54,494 So your boss is God, huh? 743 00:36:54,570 --> 00:36:56,663 Well, you better tell me where that briefcase is 744 00:36:56,673 --> 00:36:58,539 or going to be joining your boss. 745 00:36:58,616 --> 00:37:00,541 I'll give you three. 746 00:37:00,618 --> 00:37:04,671 I wouldn't talk like that, especially in here. 747 00:37:04,681 --> 00:37:09,142 1, 2, 3. 748 00:37:21,764 --> 00:37:23,198 I got a feeling you're in big trouble. 749 00:37:49,292 --> 00:37:50,183 I don't blame you. 750 00:38:05,683 --> 00:38:06,700 She's asleep. 751 00:38:11,189 --> 00:38:14,115 You look like you're an old hand at that. 752 00:38:14,192 --> 00:38:15,124 Me? 753 00:38:15,202 --> 00:38:17,327 No, I've never done this before. 754 00:38:17,403 --> 00:38:19,412 Oh, that's right. 755 00:38:19,489 --> 00:38:21,205 You're a priest. - Yeah. 756 00:38:21,282 --> 00:38:22,132 I wish you weren't. 757 00:38:27,288 --> 00:38:28,221 I'll go get some blankets. 758 00:38:36,422 --> 00:38:37,647 Better watch out, Charley. 759 00:38:39,926 --> 00:38:41,609 I think she's fallen in love with you. 760 00:39:13,167 --> 00:39:14,675 Ladies and gentlemen, ladies and gentlemen, 761 00:39:14,752 --> 00:39:16,119 can I have your attention? 762 00:39:16,196 --> 00:39:18,221 I have what I think is some pretty good news. 763 00:39:18,297 --> 00:39:20,515 A number of the downtown hotels have 764 00:39:20,591 --> 00:39:24,569 volunteered to make all of their vacant rooms available to you. 765 00:39:24,646 --> 00:39:26,938 [applause] 766 00:39:27,014 --> 00:39:29,107 All right, all right, listen. 767 00:39:29,183 --> 00:39:30,617 Listen to me. 768 00:39:30,693 --> 00:39:32,676 You get your belongings together because some buses are going 769 00:39:32,454 --> 00:39:35,571 to be arriving very shortly to take you all downtown, 770 00:39:35,648 --> 00:39:37,115 all right? 771 00:39:37,191 --> 00:39:40,668 [applause] 772 00:39:44,991 --> 00:39:49,961 Well, I guess you won't be needing me around here anymore. 773 00:39:50,037 --> 00:39:55,350 It was nice, Father, working with you and being around you. 774 00:39:55,427 --> 00:39:56,884 It was nice. 775 00:39:56,961 --> 00:39:59,929 Wanda, listen, those buses will 776 00:40:00,006 --> 00:40:02,432 be getting here pretty soon. 777 00:40:02,508 --> 00:40:04,225 Remember what you said to me in the confessional 778 00:40:04,302 --> 00:40:08,613 about you looking for someone to share your life with? 779 00:40:08,690 --> 00:40:10,440 Yes, but, well-- 780 00:40:10,516 --> 00:40:14,235 I want that someone to be me. 781 00:40:14,312 --> 00:40:16,154 But, Father-- 782 00:40:16,230 --> 00:40:17,372 I ain't no priest. 783 00:40:17,449 --> 00:40:18,448 What? 784 00:40:18,524 --> 00:40:20,450 I'm not a priest. 785 00:40:20,526 --> 00:40:22,109 Look, Wanda, all my life I've been 786 00:40:22,186 --> 00:40:24,078 as phony as that fake diamond I gave the kid, 787 00:40:24,089 --> 00:40:27,373 but what I'm saying to you now it ain't phony. 788 00:40:27,384 --> 00:40:29,158 It ain't fake. 789 00:40:29,235 --> 00:40:35,089 I want the same thing that you want, and I want it with you. 790 00:40:35,166 --> 00:40:36,549 But, Father. 791 00:40:36,626 --> 00:40:38,718 Not Father, Charley. 792 00:40:38,794 --> 00:40:41,179 Charley Trapola. 793 00:40:41,255 --> 00:40:43,982 Look, let's go someplace where we can talk, OK? 794 00:40:57,605 --> 00:41:00,665 Martin, the buses are ready. 795 00:41:00,742 --> 00:41:02,533 I prayed. 796 00:41:02,610 --> 00:41:06,537 I prayed all night for my Etta, that she'd come back 797 00:41:06,614 --> 00:41:09,674 to me, that she'd be all right. 798 00:41:13,162 --> 00:41:15,004 Martin! 799 00:41:15,081 --> 00:41:16,380 Martin! 800 00:41:16,457 --> 00:41:18,341 Martin! 801 00:41:18,417 --> 00:41:19,934 Oh, Martin. 802 00:41:22,713 --> 00:41:24,096 Etta. 803 00:41:24,173 --> 00:41:26,891 Oh. 804 00:41:26,968 --> 00:41:29,486 Is it-- oh, it's really you. 805 00:41:36,519 --> 00:41:37,693 Wanda, there's no time. 806 00:41:37,770 --> 00:41:39,370 These guys are after me. 807 00:41:39,447 --> 00:41:41,322 That's why you got to say yes or no now. 808 00:41:41,399 --> 00:41:44,158 Because if it's yes, we'll just get on one of the buses. 809 00:41:44,169 --> 00:41:45,660 I'll change out of my clothes. 810 00:41:45,736 --> 00:41:47,094 They won't recognize me, but even if they do, 811 00:41:47,171 --> 00:41:48,329 they won't do anything in front of the cops. 812 00:41:48,406 --> 00:41:49,914 Yeah, but if those guys are chasing you, 813 00:41:49,991 --> 00:41:51,958 why don't you just tell the police? 814 00:41:52,034 --> 00:41:53,960 Because then I got to tell them about the money. 815 00:41:54,036 --> 00:41:55,470 Wanda, this is our meal ticket. 816 00:41:55,547 --> 00:41:58,631 With this we could be happy for the rest of our lives. 817 00:41:58,708 --> 00:42:00,591 It's stolen money, Charley. 818 00:42:00,668 --> 00:42:01,801 It's stolen from the bad guys. 819 00:42:01,877 --> 00:42:02,843 Where did they get it from? 820 00:42:02,920 --> 00:42:04,428 Who did they steal it from? 821 00:42:04,505 --> 00:42:06,556 Who cares? 822 00:42:06,632 --> 00:42:08,349 I care. 823 00:42:08,426 --> 00:42:13,271 Charley, I don't need a million dollars. 824 00:42:13,347 --> 00:42:15,439 I don't want to start a life running away. 825 00:42:15,450 --> 00:42:18,359 That's no life at all. 826 00:42:18,436 --> 00:42:22,363 Wanda, my whole life I've been waiting for a score, and this 827 00:42:22,440 --> 00:42:23,781 is it. 828 00:42:23,858 --> 00:42:24,991 My whole life I've been waiting 829 00:42:25,067 --> 00:42:26,876 for someone to share it with. 830 00:42:32,408 --> 00:42:40,840 For one second, one beautiful second, I thought I found him. 831 00:42:40,916 --> 00:42:42,684 I guess I was wrong. 832 00:42:42,760 --> 00:42:47,471 I guess I just found brass and glass. 833 00:42:47,548 --> 00:42:52,059 Wanda, with this money, it could be diamonds, real ones. 834 00:42:52,136 --> 00:42:55,396 I don't need diamonds, Charley. 835 00:42:55,473 --> 00:42:59,859 I need a home, a nest, with a good man 836 00:42:59,935 --> 00:43:01,911 to share it with who nobody's chasing. 837 00:43:05,024 --> 00:43:06,165 Goodbye, Charley. 838 00:43:36,305 --> 00:43:37,813 I see you made your decision, Charley. 839 00:43:37,890 --> 00:43:39,048 You got your money. 840 00:43:39,125 --> 00:43:41,067 Yeah, if I live long enough to spend it. 841 00:43:41,143 --> 00:43:42,910 Oh, you'll live long enough. 842 00:43:42,988 --> 00:43:45,488 Not if those guys out there have anything to say about it. 843 00:43:45,498 --> 00:43:46,739 Those guys aren't out there. 844 00:43:46,816 --> 00:43:48,240 They're gone. 845 00:43:48,317 --> 00:43:49,450 What do you mean? 846 00:43:49,527 --> 00:43:51,744 Gone where? 847 00:43:51,821 --> 00:43:54,213 Well, the boss doesn't make me privy to that information, 848 00:43:54,290 --> 00:43:56,540 but I can guarantee you they're gone. 849 00:43:56,617 --> 00:44:00,795 You mean, I can just walk out here with the money? 850 00:44:00,871 --> 00:44:02,922 If that's what you really want. 851 00:44:02,998 --> 00:44:03,839 Yeah. 852 00:44:03,916 --> 00:44:04,924 Sure. 853 00:44:04,768 --> 00:44:06,258 You kidding? 854 00:44:06,335 --> 00:44:07,602 Thanks, Mr. Angel. 855 00:44:12,150 --> 00:44:13,399 I'll see you around. 856 00:44:18,347 --> 00:44:19,822 Well, you did your best, you know? 857 00:44:22,852 --> 00:44:23,660 Yeah. 858 00:44:35,614 --> 00:44:37,665 What's wrong, Charley? 859 00:44:37,742 --> 00:44:39,250 Wrong? 860 00:44:39,327 --> 00:44:40,876 I got a million bucks in this case, and I'm miserable. 861 00:44:40,887 --> 00:44:41,919 That's what's wrong. 862 00:44:41,930 --> 00:44:43,128 Why? 863 00:44:42,639 --> 00:44:43,754 You got what you wanted. 864 00:44:43,831 --> 00:44:45,005 No, I didn't get what I wanted. 865 00:44:45,082 --> 00:44:46,340 I wanted it all, the money and the girl. 866 00:44:46,417 --> 00:44:47,833 Well, what do you want with her? 867 00:44:47,911 --> 00:44:50,010 With a million bucks, you can buy a lot of company. 868 00:44:50,021 --> 00:44:51,053 Not like her. 869 00:44:51,130 --> 00:44:53,389 She didn't care about the money. 870 00:44:53,466 --> 00:44:55,641 No, she just wanted you. 871 00:44:55,718 --> 00:44:59,145 Yeah, she did, didn't she? 872 00:44:59,221 --> 00:45:01,689 She cared more about me than a million bucks. 873 00:45:01,766 --> 00:45:04,734 Just me, brass and glass, Charley. 874 00:45:04,810 --> 00:45:06,786 You weren't glass and brass to Wanda. 875 00:45:09,648 --> 00:45:12,450 I don't even know where she lives. 876 00:45:12,526 --> 00:45:15,369 I don't even know her last name. 877 00:45:15,446 --> 00:45:16,662 I do. 878 00:45:16,739 --> 00:45:19,498 You do? 879 00:45:19,575 --> 00:45:21,208 You want a lift? 880 00:45:21,285 --> 00:45:23,794 Yeah. 881 00:45:23,871 --> 00:45:25,145 Yeah. 882 00:45:25,222 --> 00:45:26,931 The fire department now reports full containment 883 00:45:27,008 --> 00:45:29,684 by this afternoon, and as we said earlier, 884 00:45:29,761 --> 00:45:32,344 there have been no reports of fatalities. 885 00:45:32,421 --> 00:45:35,556 In a related development, a good Samaritan has stepped forward 886 00:45:35,633 --> 00:45:38,684 to ease the burden of an awful lot of victims, 887 00:45:38,761 --> 00:45:42,447 a briefcase with $1 million has been deposited at City Hall 888 00:45:42,523 --> 00:45:44,815 by an anonymous donor. 889 00:45:44,892 --> 00:45:47,485 So the next time someone says there isn't a tooth fairy 890 00:45:47,561 --> 00:45:50,079 or Santa Claus or guardian angel, 891 00:45:50,156 --> 00:45:52,623 you just tell them to check with the Mayor's office 892 00:45:52,700 --> 00:45:54,617 because they know better. 893 00:45:54,693 --> 00:45:56,577 Oh, Charley. 894 00:45:56,654 --> 00:45:57,803 Oh, Charley. 895 00:45:57,880 --> 00:45:59,547 I got to go find him. 896 00:46:05,454 --> 00:46:06,803 Oh, Charley? 897 00:46:06,881 --> 00:46:10,090 Charley, was that you on the news? 898 00:46:10,167 --> 00:46:11,425 Yeah. 899 00:46:11,502 --> 00:46:13,719 You want to see something? 900 00:46:13,796 --> 00:46:16,889 Genuine brass and glass, one of a million. 901 00:46:16,966 --> 00:46:19,558 Ain't worth two bits, unless you say yes and put it 902 00:46:19,635 --> 00:46:21,894 on your finger, then all the money in the world 903 00:46:21,971 --> 00:46:24,396 wouldn't buy another one like it. 904 00:46:24,473 --> 00:46:25,573 Well? 905 00:46:28,310 --> 00:46:30,528 Yes. 906 00:46:30,604 --> 00:46:32,905 Oh, Charley. 907 00:46:32,982 --> 00:46:35,574 I love you. 908 00:46:35,651 --> 00:46:36,709 I love you. 909 00:46:39,530 --> 00:46:43,749 Hey, Mark, Mr. Angel, thanks. 910 00:46:43,826 --> 00:46:44,842 Don't mention it. 911 00:46:44,919 --> 00:46:48,128 Hey, Charley, how's it feel? 912 00:46:48,205 --> 00:46:50,807 Like a million bucks, can you believe it? 913 00:46:50,883 --> 00:46:55,678 Charley Trapola feels like a million bucks. 914 00:46:55,754 --> 00:46:57,263 So long, Charley. 915 00:46:57,339 --> 00:46:58,689 Give my best to the missus. 916 00:47:14,481 --> 00:47:18,125 [theme music]